Show results 16 August 2008

Intro:
The Management Planner makes a memorable entrance, first reminding the fans of his victory over The English Bruiser in Monday’s Main Event, and then informing the crows that he is the World Eternal Champion!

Match 1: Elodor Bloodmane drew with pacu
Despite giving pacu a Blood Driver, Elodor Bloodmane cannot wrap up the victory – pacu hangs on for the draw.

Segment 1: Horsemen of the Apocalypse
These four masked wrestlers - War, Pestilence, Famine and Death - announced themselves to the other wrestlers of Battle Royal Entertainment. Can anyone stop them from bringing pain, chaos and total annihilation to all that stand before them?

Match 2: Kyller14 drew with War
In what was a closely-contested match, both men hit their finishers; however neither man could finish off his opponent. Not the best of debuts for the so-called ‘voice’ of the Horsemen.

Match 3: Rogue Knight drew with Pestilence
A second draw of the night for the Horsemen, as Rogue Knight takes Pestilence to the edge of defeat.

Match 4: 0dysseu5 def. Death
0dysseu5 takes Death down with a violent Avalanche – capping off a very impressive debut performance. Yet another poor show from the Horsemen…

Segment 2: The English Bruiser / Cso Hardy
The English Bruiser sets fire to Cso Hardy’s black Ferrari – surely this will spur Hardy into action?

Match 5: Love drew with Asteriks
Despite slapping on a last-minute Brain Squeezer, Love cannot finish the match off, and the referee calls a halt.

Match 6: The Undertaker def. The Winner Women
The Undertaker gets a comfortable win on his debut, cutting TWW with a Double Axe Handle and finishing the match off with a Canadian Back Breaker submission. A promising start for the rookie.

Segment 3: Pedro Legend
Pedro Legend comes face-to-face with a lovely senorita named Sarah – is he more focused on his feud with Squall Cloud, or on winning the hand of this fair maiden?

Match 7: John Shaw def. Tommy “Bullseye” Penza
An extravagant finish to the match, as John Shaw hits an elbow drop before taunting his opponent by “Closing The Deal”. He certainly did that!

Segment 4: Cso Hardy
Cso Hardy sends a warning out to The English Bruiser…when these two finally meet up it could get explosive!

Segment 5: Wing of Chaos
After promoting some Battle Royal Entertainment merchandise – all high quality of course – the General Manager made a major announcement. The Heavyweight Redeemer title, which was to be the prize of the current BRE tournament, has been self-awarded to the GM! Then to add to this sensational news, the GM announced that the winner of the tournament would get a shot at the World Eternal Champion, The Management Planner – and that the loser of the tourney would receive a shot at the GM’s belt!

Angel de la Muerte came out to air his disbelief at the General Manager’s actions – he riled Wing of Chaos so much that the GM made a match between Angel and himself, to be the Main Event of the evening!

Match 8: Jeff Hardy 12 def. Shadow Tikel
Jeff Hardy 12 picks up the win with a Canadian Back Breaker submission.

Match 9: Krystal Krusher def. Timmy
Another impressive debut from a BRE superstar – Krystal Krusher hitting a ‘Krystal Cutter’ and 3-count to defeat Timmy, despite being opened up moments before.

Match 10: Angel de la Muerte def. Wing of Chaos
A real slobber-knocker of a fight, this match had it all. Both wrestlers received cuts; both hit their finishers, but despite Wing of Chaos landing his “Last Thought”, Angel de la Muerte had the upper hand after a devastating barrage of moves, including one “Death from Above” and THREE “Fall from Heaven” finishers.

End of the show:
After the Main Event, Angel de la Muerte goes to town on the General Manager, assaulting him with a chair and hitting another “Death from Above” finisher. Wing of Chaos was left in the middle of the ring, unconscious – will we hear anything about the GM’s medical condition at the next show?