Show results 18 August 2008

Season 1 Show 3

Intro:
The General Manager of Battle Royal Entertainment, Wing of Chaos, opened the show with two announcements. First, that Angel de la Muerte, the victor of Saturday's main event and perpetrator of the GM's vicious beating, is banned from the arena for
tonight's show; and second, that the GM will face off against the World Eternal Champion - The Management Planner!

Match 1: The Cannibal def. Shawn "Big Sexy" Force
An impressive debut from The Cannibal, finishing off Shawn Force with a 'Bleeding Hell' finisher. When will Shawn Force pick up his first win in the BRE?

Match 2: Rogue Knight def. Timmy
The most timid of finishes to a BRE match - Timmy taps out to a Head Lock. Surely the fans deserve better than this?

Segment 1: Pedro Legend / Squall Cloud
Pedro Legend seems to have finally found some focus - if he wins the tournament, the BRE's beautiful interviewer Sarah will go on a date with him! Meanwhile, Squall Cloud is clearly focused on winning the tournament - will we see a Pedro-Squall final? The fans sure hope so!

Match 3: John Shaw drew with The Undertaker
Despite both men hitting two finishers apiece, the match is called a draw by the referee. The crowd booed both men backstage - BRE superstars needs to learn to finish matches!

Match 4: Pestilence drew with Famine
Two of the Horsemen squared off in this bout - after a tame opening, both men went at each other, to no real conclusion. These 'superstars' are not impressing the BRE faithful...

Match 5: War drew with Death
Another tame draw involving two of the Horsemen. This stable is not popular with the fans.

Match 6: DivaStyle def. The Winner Women
After wounding his opponent, DivaStyle locked on the Indian Death Grip to win by submission. Yet another impressive debut for the fans to talk about!

Match 7: Wing of Chaos drew with The Management Planner
The GM was clearly ahead in his match, until Angel de la Muerte and the Four Horsemen interrupted. What will the GM do about Angel's defiance of his orders?

Segment 2: Lionman
Lionman announces his arrival in Battle Royal Entertainment. Will the 'King of the Jungle' be able to fight off the competition and be crowned 'Jungle VIP'?

Match 8: Battle Royal - Chaotic Bliss def. Crusher Cody, Krystal Krusher, Havoc, CSO Hardy and Tak
New Combatant Champion - Chaotic Bliss
In a match to decide who becomes the Combatant Champion, Chaotic Bliss outlasted the other five competitors to win the gold. A great spectacle for the BRE fans, which more than made up for the disappointing undercard.

Tak was eliminated first, tapping out to a 'Transylvanian Submission' from Cso Hardy. Krystal Krusher then hit Crusher Cody with two 'Krystal Drivers', but was surprised by Havoc and eliminated after Havoc hit the 'Sound of Thunder'.

Havoc then finished off Crusher Cody with a Running Crossbody, leaving only himself, Chaotic Bliss and Cso Hardy still going. Havoc was in turn surprised by Cso Hardy and another 'Transylvanian Submission', leaving only Hardy and Chaotic Bliss in the match.

Cue The English Bruiser, a chair shot to Cso Hardy, and a pinfall victory for Chaotic Bliss. A fantastic match all-round - but how will Cso Hardy respond to The English Bruiser's interference?

End of the show:
Sarah came out to the ring to congratulate the new Combatant Champion, Chaotic Bliss, on his victory in the Battle Royal - and also to announce that the General Manager was severely injured in the aftermath of his match earlier in the show. The GM's injuries require an enforced absence - in the meantime Angel de la Muerte is free to do as he wishe, although Sarah promised that Wing of Chaos will punish Angel and the Horsemen upon his return to the BRE...